Sexpigeon

Apr
14th
Mon
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"Well, that’s it for me. It’s been a pleasure talking to you fine folks for what seems like years now, but which has really just been a few stolen moments in my lifetime. Time for me to get back to asking directions from this man, and I hope you’ve enjoyed sexpigeon.tumblr.com."

"Well, that’s it for me. It’s been a pleasure talking to you fine folks for what seems like years now, but which has really just been a few stolen moments in my lifetime. Time for me to get back to asking directions from this man, and I hope you’ve enjoyed sexpigeon.tumblr.com."

Apr
13th
Sun
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Ayo, bro.

Ayo, bro.

Apr
12th
Sat
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Meaningful wink.

Meaningful wink.

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Proof that the two halves of a dog travel at different speeds.

Proof that the two halves of a dog travel at different speeds.

Apr
10th
Thu
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"Okay, so it’s five teenagers who are backpacking through South America. Sexy kids, wearing khaki shorts, tank tops, really cut. The shy guy likes the hottest of the girls but he’s too shy to say anything, and she likes this jerk anyway. 

"They do a bunch of drugs and party super hard, which is awesome but then they all pass out. When they wake up they’re in the middle of the desert, all their shit is gone, super sucks. But then they find this trailer, this abandoned trailer, and there’s a bunch of drinks and drugs in there so they party super hard. Things get sexy but before they can get TOO sexy everyone passes out again.

"Then they wake up at the first party. Was the desert all a dream? This experience changes them. Then they all take turns fucking for about forty minutes.

"I haven’t figured out the ending."

"Okay, so it’s five teenagers who are backpacking through South America. Sexy kids, wearing khaki shorts, tank tops, really cut. The shy guy likes the hottest of the girls but he’s too shy to say anything, and she likes this jerk anyway.

"They do a bunch of drugs and party super hard, which is awesome but then they all pass out. When they wake up they’re in the middle of the desert, all their shit is gone, super sucks. But then they find this trailer, this abandoned trailer, and there’s a bunch of drinks and drugs in there so they party super hard. Things get sexy but before they can get TOO sexy everyone passes out again.

"Then they wake up at the first party. Was the desert all a dream? This experience changes them. Then they all take turns fucking for about forty minutes.

"I haven’t figured out the ending."

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Dream life / Real life

Dream life / Real life

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Daddy was a basketball, mom was a varsity halfback.

Daddy was a basketball, mom was a varsity halfback.

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When was the last time you invented a new prose form? Yesterday morning? But what are you going to accomplish today?

When was the last time you invented a new prose form? Yesterday morning? But what are you going to accomplish today?

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Damn dog let you down. Damn dog can’t draw up divorce papers for shit.

Damn dog let you down. Damn dog can’t draw up divorce papers for shit.

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Ferrying around your cut-rate artificial heart, camouflaged in cardboard, requiring so many gallons of blood.

Ferrying around your cut-rate artificial heart, camouflaged in cardboard, requiring so many gallons of blood.

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Describe your last fart using only a movie title

summeromegadeth:

awpeeps:

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

thenotes:

sexpigeon:

artyucko:

sexpigeon:

summeromegadeth:

artyucko:

hotelcharlie:

summeromegadeth:

artyucko:

cmpblldllghn:

annicka:

dumpsterdog:

The Day The Earth Stood Still

Apocalypse Now

Cheers

To Kill a Mockingbird 

1492: Conquest of Paradise

Air Taken

CONTAGION

She Hate Me

First Blood

Ghost Dad

Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Burden of Dreams

Deliverance

Mystic Pizza

The Talented Mr. Ripley

C.H.U.D.

Elf

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Describe your last fart using only a movie title

artyucko:

sexpigeon:

summeromegadeth:

artyucko:

hotelcharlie:

summeromegadeth:

artyucko:

cmpblldllghn:

annicka:

dumpsterdog:

The Day The Earth Stood Still

Apocalypse Now

Cheers

To Kill a Mockingbird 

1492: Conquest of Paradise

Air Taken

CONTAGION

She Hate Me

First Blood

Ghost Dad

Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Burden of Dreams

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Describe your last fart using only a movie title

summeromegadeth:

artyucko:

hotelcharlie:

summeromegadeth:

artyucko:

cmpblldllghn:

annicka:

dumpsterdog:

The Day The Earth Stood Still

Apocalypse Now

Cheers

To Kill a Mockingbird 

1492: Conquest of Paradise

Air Taken

CONTAGION

She Hate Me

First Blood

Ghost Dad

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What this guy is playing.

Apr
9th
Wed
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Songs of Men

hamhammer:

sexpigeon:

honeyjets:

sexpigeon:

caragh:

sexpigeon:

Knocking on Kevin’s door

Don’t think twice, it’s Al Wright

I don’t know.

"You are not Ramone" by Michael Jackson

Catch a Dave and you’re sitting on top of the world. 

Kent hardly wait

Gonna make Hugh mine

You can’t hurry Doug.

Another Juan bites the dust.

Lorne In The USA

Matt Out Of Hell

Werewolves of Brandon

Vinnies from heaven

Gimme Sheldon