Sexpigeon

Aug
1st
Fri
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Saw a woman that looked more or less like Anne Hathaway (strong brows, fine jaw, attractive, early 30s) on the subway this morning stare angrily at a just-about-to-become-pretty teenage girl. Like, truly bristling at this brace-face who was about to blossom. A smashing sight. 

This photograph, however, is of yesterday evening’s sunset as seen from Prospect Park. It is not a photograph of a woman whose reasons for bitterness I can only conjecture, and am not going to.

Saw a woman that looked more or less like Anne Hathaway (strong brows, fine jaw, attractive, early 30s) on the subway this morning stare angrily at a just-about-to-become-pretty teenage girl. Like, truly bristling at this brace-face who was about to blossom. A smashing sight.

This photograph, however, is of yesterday evening’s sunset as seen from Prospect Park. It is not a photograph of a woman whose reasons for bitterness I can only conjecture, and am not going to.

Jul
31st
Thu
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Poor mom.

Poor mom.

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A table for one whole and radiant moon, please.

A table for one whole and radiant moon, please.

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There is that blog that documents this situation, and maybe this is just me, but documentation seems to exoticize a thing, make it rare. “Now that everyone knows about this thing, certainly nobody still actually does it.” That is what I find myself thinking.  

But no. It is still scurrilously common. Men still take up a terrible amount of space on a subway bench. A popular blog has not altered this, not yet.

There is that blog that documents this situation, and maybe this is just me, but documentation seems to exoticize a thing, make it rare. “Now that everyone knows about this thing, certainly nobody still actually does it.” That is what I find myself thinking.

But no. It is still scurrilously common. Men still take up a terrible amount of space on a subway bench. A popular blog has not altered this, not yet.

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1. Great subject line. 

2. Every other summer, you have had to apologize for being fat.

1. Great subject line.

2. Every other summer, you have had to apologize for being fat.

Jul
30th
Wed
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sexpigeon:This is my style for a while.
Ha. For, like, a week. You dip. 

sexpigeon:

This is my style for a while.

Ha. For, like, a week. You dip. 

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sexpigeon:Doing alright
Good lord. Five years ago almost to the day. Look far healthier these days, am generally not hungover, thank god, but also am lacking that devil’s vigor that propels a younger man. 
I’m looking, specifically, for this picture of Rio Vista that I took. It’s of a subdivision that they were building during the 2008 real estate collapse, that they never finished. Sidewalks, streetlamps, plots, but no houses. I’ll find it yet. 

sexpigeon:

Doing alright

Good lord. Five years ago almost to the day. Look far healthier these days, am generally not hungover, thank god, but also am lacking that devil’s vigor that propels a younger man. 

I’m looking, specifically, for this picture of Rio Vista that I took. It’s of a subdivision that they were building during the 2008 real estate collapse, that they never finished. Sidewalks, streetlamps, plots, but no houses. I’ll find it yet. 

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sexpigeon:Look at this joker. A joker and a pig.
Once you were a rodent-mouthed shitbag with a cocky slop of hair. 2008. 
Sorry, looking for a particular picture. Happening upon other things. 

sexpigeon:

Look at this joker. A joker and a pig.

Once you were a rodent-mouthed shitbag with a cocky slop of hair. 2008. 

Sorry, looking for a particular picture. Happening upon other things. 

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Huh. 2009, you say. 

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Huh. 2009, you say. 

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sexpigeon:Other Sauces, Other Stews
A joke I made five years ago, for no one, for no one. 

sexpigeon:

Other Sauces, Other Stews

A joke I made five years ago, for no one, for no one. 

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Jul
29th
Tue
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Classic comic duo, big balloony guy and a little jerky guy, coming up with business schemes, executing them, getting briefly rich before losing it all. Spiraling into depression and alcoholism, finding themselves burning bridges just to get out of debts, coming up with increasingly less clever ways to hide their drug use. Ha ha.

Classic comic duo, big balloony guy and a little jerky guy, coming up with business schemes, executing them, getting briefly rich before losing it all. Spiraling into depression and alcoholism, finding themselves burning bridges just to get out of debts, coming up with increasingly less clever ways to hide their drug use. Ha ha.

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Yeah, I go to Payless and I’m more like, “It’s more like, ‘PAY.’” And it’s like, is this even a shoe source? Because I’m more like, “It’s like, just, a SOURCE.” I can’t even afford socks.

Yeah, I go to Payless and I’m more like, “It’s more like, ‘PAY.’” And it’s like, is this even a shoe source? Because I’m more like, “It’s like, just, a SOURCE.” I can’t even afford socks.

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