Sexpigeon

Jul
22nd
Tue
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A life concurrently examined. How is it going? It is going considerably.

A life concurrently examined. How is it going? It is going considerably.

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You know who never wants to fistfight? Bathroom attendants. And that’s why you don’t go to fancy clubs.

You know who never wants to fistfight? Bathroom attendants. And that’s why you don’t go to fancy clubs.

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Five years ago you got on this train, knowing little of the subway, of its cycles of crowding, of the above-ground parts and the subterranean parts. Five years. Five years today. And look at you now. An old hand. Now you can see that everyone else is using the subway wrong. Stands in the wrong places, sits with their legs in nonsense positions. You, on the other hand, have it all figured out. Used to have a girl. Now you know the train. No reason to do anything halfway, you know? Find a thing and commit to it.

Five years ago you got on this train, knowing little of the subway, of its cycles of crowding, of the above-ground parts and the subterranean parts. Five years. Five years today. And look at you now. An old hand. Now you can see that everyone else is using the subway wrong. Stands in the wrong places, sits with their legs in nonsense positions. You, on the other hand, have it all figured out. Used to have a girl. Now you know the train. No reason to do anything halfway, you know? Find a thing and commit to it.

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Head high, fart denied.

Head high, fart denied.

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An attractive moment from my life that I have nothing to say about. I mean, what? Sniper joke? Simply not in the mood, no.

An attractive moment from my life that I have nothing to say about. I mean, what? Sniper joke? Simply not in the mood, no.

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This wee ape, dreaming ape dreams.

This wee ape, dreaming ape dreams.

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Vlad the Impaler’s adorable horse.

Vlad the Impaler’s adorable horse.

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Get with the program.

Get with the program.

Jul
21st
Mon
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In Saugerties, New York, found this Park-o-meter in front of a laundering mat.

In Saugerties, New York, found this Park-o-meter in front of a laundering mat.

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Scrambled off the train at Smith and 9th, a few stops too early, to get a picture of this rad laser pointer sunset and also the greasy hazy city next to it. I did it for you. For you! All for you!

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Allow me to explain the mechanics of lovemaking and the freedoms necessary to execute them.

Allow me to explain the mechanics of lovemaking and the freedoms necessary to execute them.

Jul
19th
Sat
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Also, a wildlife conservationist.

Also, a wildlife conservationist.

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"Wait’ll they get a load of me."  
—Horse

"Wait’ll they get a load of me."
—Horse

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Aesthetic water damage at the Bard MA Thesis show, 2014.

Aesthetic water damage at the Bard MA Thesis show, 2014.

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Reluctant art star.

Reluctant art star.