Sexpigeon

Aug
20th
Wed
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Why sleep? There are so many opportune stresses to feel in the dead of night.

Why sleep? There are so many opportune stresses to feel in the dead of night.

Aug
19th
Tue
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You’re a celebrity, and they’re going to steal your celebrity phone and use it to call your celebrity friends. “Come meet us at Club Celeb down in the Film District,” your friends will say, unaware that they are talking to your assailant rather than yourself. An unfolding disaster.

You’re a celebrity, and they’re going to steal your celebrity phone and use it to call your celebrity friends. “Come meet us at Club Celeb down in the Film District,” your friends will say, unaware that they are talking to your assailant rather than yourself. An unfolding disaster.

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A tangerine. A prisoner. Whichever, a welcome blaze of color on a drab and smudgy platform.

A tangerine. A prisoner. Whichever, a welcome blaze of color on a drab and smudgy platform.

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You bought a dog, or rather, one timeline of you bought a dog.

You bought a dog, or rather, one timeline of you bought a dog.

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You’re a child of the swimsuit age. You can’t be blamed.

You’re a child of the swimsuit age. You can’t be blamed.

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supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Aug
18th
Mon
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Boiling over with rage about this extremely questionable maneuver.

Boiling over with rage about this extremely questionable maneuver.

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Aug
17th
Sun
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The anchor, or whatever it’s called. Most underrated bit of a suspension bridge. Just a massive and immovable object.

The anchor, or whatever it’s called. Most underrated bit of a suspension bridge. Just a massive and immovable object.

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Not a utopia or a dystopia. Just a different idea.

Not a utopia or a dystopia. Just a different idea.

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Oh no.

Oh no.

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(Source: juliewinters)

Aug
16th
Sat
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Hat guys: Is this actually a way to wear a hat? I am feeling the same guilt as when, say, in the vicinity of an exposed butt crack.

Hat guys: Is this actually a way to wear a hat? I am feeling the same guilt as when, say, in the vicinity of an exposed butt crack.

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This assimilated genie.

This assimilated genie.

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rocketmaaaaaaan:

staff:

Buon Ferragosto, Tumblr.

Man, that guy on the right is really cut.

Bravo.

rocketmaaaaaaan:

staff:

Buon Ferragosto, Tumblr.

Man, that guy on the right is really cut.

Bravo.