Sexpigeon

Aug
31st
Sun
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Evidence.

Aug
30th
Sat
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Here comes that traitor sumbitch Kid Rock.

Here comes that traitor sumbitch Kid Rock.

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A Very Goofy Rock

A Very Goofy Rock

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Leather dookie and strawberry Nesquik. Have absolutely never seen these two colors together before.

Leather dookie and strawberry Nesquik. Have absolutely never seen these two colors together before.

Aug
29th
Fri
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mpbhatt:

staff:

Work at Tumblr. Jobs here, internships here. 

Work from home is really a big opportunity for everybody who want to have financial freedom. It is fun to learn it and create something at home. 

mpbhatt:

staff:

Work at Tumblr. Jobs here, internships here

Work from home is really a big opportunity for everybody who want to have financial freedom. It is fun to learn it and create something at home. 

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How am I 53 when I have the body of a tiny baby?

How am I 53 when I have the body of a tiny baby?

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What do you see in the garbage this morning? It is yourself, rimmed in gold.

What do you see in the garbage this morning? It is yourself, rimmed in gold.

Aug
28th
Thu
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Across the car, they witness a birth.

Across the car, they witness a birth.

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baldingmen:

Eric Allen Kramer, Bob Duncan
baldingmen.tumblr.com

What a strange night on my dash. Inbetween ourselves and Jeff Stryker lived this man, Eric Allen Kramer, perhaps best known at the time for playing Little John in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. A nice guy, but I have no distinct memories of him. He was a long haired muscleman, blond, and I believe he was playing a hairdresser in a sitcom at the time.

baldingmen:

Eric Allen Kramer, Bob Duncan

baldingmen.tumblr.com

What a strange night on my dash. Inbetween ourselves and Jeff Stryker lived this man, Eric Allen Kramer, perhaps best known at the time for playing Little John in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. A nice guy, but I have no distinct memories of him. He was a long haired muscleman, blond, and I believe he was playing a hairdresser in a sitcom at the time.

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oldtimereligion:

Wrong Stryker, tumblr.

I lived next door—or, well, two doors down—from Jeff Stryker back when I was a teenager in Studio City. Here are two notable things I remember about Jeff Stryker:

He drove a limousine. Late ’80s, boxy thing. He didn’t have a driver. He drove a limousine.
My stereo’s CD changer (five disc, carousel) gave out, and somehow word of this got around the apartment building. He showed up at my door with a boombox. Hefty, he held it in both hands, nice smile. He was shirtless and his enormous pecs hovered out over the thing. I thanked him for the boombox, we briefly shared a lament over broken things, and then he was on his way.

oldtimereligion:

Wrong Stryker, tumblr.

I lived next door—or, well, two doors down—from Jeff Stryker back when I was a teenager in Studio City. Here are two notable things I remember about Jeff Stryker:

  1. He drove a limousine. Late ’80s, boxy thing. He didn’t have a driver. He drove a limousine.

  2. My stereo’s CD changer (five disc, carousel) gave out, and somehow word of this got around the apartment building. He showed up at my door with a boombox. Hefty, he held it in both hands, nice smile. He was shirtless and his enormous pecs hovered out over the thing. I thanked him for the boombox, we briefly shared a lament over broken things, and then he was on his way.

Aug
27th
Wed
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Listen for the honk.

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The customs around proposing to a jug of milk are, as yet, unclear.

The customs around proposing to a jug of milk are, as yet, unclear.