Sexpigeon

May
17th

Fri

sexpigeon:

Morris is missing. He ran out of the house he was staying in at 17th and Bryant and is now loose in the Mission. If you see him, please, please send anything to my tumblr inbox or email me at foodsco at gmail.

Morris update: some people we ran into saw him running around near 19th and Kansas last night, up in Potrero Hill, but none of them managed to get ahold of him. We searched from 17th to 20th and from Vermont to De Haro and couldn’t find him.
Thank you so much to everyone who’s already reblogged this, and for all the support in general. We’ve notified animal control and we’ll be flyering/searching all day. If anyone has suggestions about other things we should be doing, let us know. And please keep your fingers crossed for little Morris.

Morris is missing. He ran out of the house he was staying in at 17th and Bryant and is now loose in the Mission. If you see him, please, please send anything to my tumblr inbox or email me at foodsco at gmail.

Morris update: some people we ran into saw him running around near 19th and Kansas last night, up in Potrero Hill, but none of them managed to get ahold of him. We searched from 17th to 20th and from Vermont to De Haro and couldn’t find him.

Thank you so much to everyone who’s already reblogged this, and for all the support in general. We’ve notified animal control and we’ll be flyering/searching all day. If anyone has suggestions about other things we should be doing, let us know. And please keep your fingers crossed for little Morris.

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Morris is missing. He ran out of the house he was staying in at 17th and Bryant and is now loose in the Mission. If you see him, please, please send anything to my tumblr inbox or email me at foodsco at gmail.

Update: some people we ran into saw him running around near 19th and Kansas last night, up in Potrero Hill, but none of them managed to get ahold of him. We searched from 17th to 20th and from Vermont to De Haro and couldn’t find him. Thank you so much to everyone who’s already reblogged this, and for all the support in general. We’ve notified animal control and we’ll be flyering/searching all day. If anyone has suggestions about other things we should be doing, let us know. And please keep your fingers crossed for little Morris.

May
16th

Thu

Pedis with my groomsmen.

christiansvsindians:

TUMBLR WAS AN ANSWER ON JEOPARDY

What, Jeopardy can’t afford an em dash?

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May
15th

Wed

Those dotted lines at the ends of the yellow, blue, and orange lines: how long have they been there? How long will they persist there? When does a hope turn into a lie?

Tim and Caroline gave us little bottles of whiskey and tequila to drink on the plane, and the Good Lord gave us unbroken sunshine by which to admire our concoctions.

Credit card machine went down, so: free. Free! We smashed two and ordered two more. We made kir royales with the blood from our hands. Free!

You guys are cute but you reclined into my knees so we’re enemies, now. Didn’t have to be this way.

They’re letting you fly the plane.

By dint of fat or of muscle your butt got too big for the suit you intended to wear, so a secondary suit, then. Actually a more pleasing construction (soft-shouldered, less trapezoidal), but a slightly erratic color (tan), so a little troubling. When did vanity come to overwhelm your senses? Do you remember thinking about the elevator shaft into the airport tower, how weirdly shaped it must be, and are there stairs right beside? Men up there in short sleeves and ties, coffee teeth, saying “Niner” and shit, making jokes about the wife.

The wife! You are getting married! Stop thinking about your goddamn suit and get married to this woman you love so you can make wife jokes with pilots already.

Broke my home button, have to use that funny little assistive soft button instead. “So much for screenshots” is today’s small bummer about it.

May
14th

Tue

Pissed, both. You always know your place on the totem pole around here.

Peter’s feedback hurts sometimes, but is ultimately effective.