Sexpigeon

Aug
27th
Wed
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forever-disappointing:

I love the difference in the style of language

Needed to chill for a bit.

forever-disappointing:

I love the difference in the style of language

Needed to chill for a bit.

Aug
26th
Tue
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You’re the biggest gap.

You’re the biggest gap.

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Aug
25th
Mon
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Wait,

Meshach Taylor died?

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Favorite bits of the Hunger Games movies are the bits in The Capitol.

Favorite bits of the Hunger Games movies are the bits in The Capitol.

Aug
24th
Sun
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Second best sign I saw on this short trip. Winner in the fuckability category, though.

Second best sign I saw on this short trip. Winner in the fuckability category, though.

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In New York you walk into a bathroom and you’re like, “If this was any smaller I’d be peeing into my own pants.”

In LA you walk into a bathroom and you’re like, “I’ll take it!” And you hand over first, last, and a security deposit. So spacious are they, they are like apartments unto themselves. That is the thing I am trying to convey.

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Real question: Has anyone ever successfully dined and dashed in an airport? Normally it’s a dismaying practice, but could potentially be baller if fleeing into the sky.

Real question: Has anyone ever successfully dined and dashed in an airport? Normally it’s a dismaying practice, but could potentially be baller if fleeing into the sky.

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A bourbon-and-IPA type, which is one of those points where “man of taste” intersects with “heavy drinker.” An understandable position.

A bourbon-and-IPA type, which is one of those points where “man of taste” intersects with “heavy drinker.” An understandable position.

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Had some time so I redesigned JetBlue’s check-in email. Thoughts? Feedback?

Had some time so I redesigned JetBlue’s check-in email. Thoughts? Feedback?

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The colors of LA are kind of dismal and horrifying until you get down to beach, at which point they just become a geological truth. Inland, though, so many exterior walls are dingy and dun, wrapped in an aerosol of brown poison. 

This house hangs over Playa Del Rey, and is perfect.

The colors of LA are kind of dismal and horrifying until you get down to beach, at which point they just become a geological truth. Inland, though, so many exterior walls are dingy and dun, wrapped in an aerosol of brown poison.

This house hangs over Playa Del Rey, and is perfect.

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"Ladies, ladies, can’t you see that what your group needs is a little, ah, representation?"

"Ladies, ladies, can’t you see that what your group needs is a little, ah, representation?"

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Seems like maybe the key to development is wiping stuff out before people get nostalgic for it, and then constructing new things that are flawed enough to merit wiping out again.

Seems like maybe the key to development is wiping stuff out before people get nostalgic for it, and then constructing new things that are flawed enough to merit wiping out again.

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One wonderful thing LA has lots of are restaurants where you order at a counter, receive a number, and seat yourself. Table service is a terribly overrated thing—it’s for insecure richies and total Europeans. It takes too long at the beginning, and you’re not really allowed to idle at the end. Ordering at the counter is one of the most dynamic acts a man can commit. 

187, not coincidentally, is the police code for murder.

One wonderful thing LA has lots of are restaurants where you order at a counter, receive a number, and seat yourself. Table service is a terribly overrated thing—it’s for insecure richies and total Europeans. It takes too long at the beginning, and you’re not really allowed to idle at the end. Ordering at the counter is one of the most dynamic acts a man can commit.

187, not coincidentally, is the police code for murder.

Aug
23rd
Sat
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Forgot about buildings that kink and bend and don’t feel an especial pressure to fill the square footage of their lots. I generally prefer the canyon walls of a proper city, but spending some time among these plopped-out-of-the-sky sculptures feels very mythical and good.

Forgot about buildings that kink and bend and don’t feel an especial pressure to fill the square footage of their lots. I generally prefer the canyon walls of a proper city, but spending some time among these plopped-out-of-the-sky sculptures feels very mythical and good.