Sexpigeon

Jul
26th
Sat
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Shut up.

Shut up.

Jul
25th
Fri
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If it comes down to it

Are you gonna get the Kickin’ Chicken or the Slammin’ Salmon? Either one might be a salad, might be a burger. Well, which?

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waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

image

You found it. 

(via dulect)

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I told them about you, and they told me I was crazy, told me I was dreaming.

I told them about you, and they told me I was crazy, told me I was dreaming.

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donnerpartyofone:

everybody was being a baby on the subway today. slouching and flipping their hair onto me, grabbing the pole with both hands and leaning back with all their weight in an extremely crowded train, sitting on the floor, having “no it wasn’t/yes it was” conversations. just being a straight up baby.

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Lotion where the soap should be, and now you’re slippery and unclean.

Lotion where the soap should be, and now you’re slippery and unclean.

Jul
22nd
Tue
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A life concurrently examined. How is it going? It is going considerably.

A life concurrently examined. How is it going? It is going considerably.

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You know who never wants to fistfight? Bathroom attendants. And that’s why you don’t go to fancy clubs.

You know who never wants to fistfight? Bathroom attendants. And that’s why you don’t go to fancy clubs.

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Five years ago you got on this train, knowing little of the subway, of its cycles of crowding, of the above-ground parts and the subterranean parts. Five years. Five years today. And look at you now. An old hand. Now you can see that everyone else is using the subway wrong. Stands in the wrong places, sits with their legs in nonsense positions. You, on the other hand, have it all figured out. Used to have a girl. Now you know the train. No reason to do anything halfway, you know? Find a thing and commit to it.

Five years ago you got on this train, knowing little of the subway, of its cycles of crowding, of the above-ground parts and the subterranean parts. Five years. Five years today. And look at you now. An old hand. Now you can see that everyone else is using the subway wrong. Stands in the wrong places, sits with their legs in nonsense positions. You, on the other hand, have it all figured out. Used to have a girl. Now you know the train. No reason to do anything halfway, you know? Find a thing and commit to it.

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Head high, fart denied.

Head high, fart denied.

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An attractive moment from my life that I have nothing to say about. I mean, what? Sniper joke? Simply not in the mood, no.

An attractive moment from my life that I have nothing to say about. I mean, what? Sniper joke? Simply not in the mood, no.

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This wee ape, dreaming ape dreams.

This wee ape, dreaming ape dreams.

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Vlad the Impaler’s adorable horse.

Vlad the Impaler’s adorable horse.

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Get with the program.

Get with the program.

Jul
21st
Mon
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In Saugerties, New York, found this Park-o-meter in front of a laundering mat.

In Saugerties, New York, found this Park-o-meter in front of a laundering mat.