Sexpigeon

Sep
12th
Fri
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phoenixerika:

staff:

The difference is that Tumblr will get you laid. 

h/t to eonline

Wrong.

Times tinder has gotten me laid: more than tumblr.

Don’t be so full of yourself, tumblr.

Though I would like to take this time to express to my followers that I am indeed single.

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aenex:

staff:

Have a nice weekend, Tumblr. 

What do you mean have a nice weekend do you want the Sun, the star that holds our Solar System together to send me anon hate.

aenex:

staff:

Have a nice weekend, Tumblr. 

What do you mean have a nice weekend do you want the Sun, the star that holds our Solar System together to send me anon hate.

(Source: kulakarkasi)

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Are we aestheticizing this loader? Are we aestheticizing the iconography of our persecutors?
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grimelords:

9/11 memorial actually just a high tech bird prison powered by fast food

Standing corrected.

grimelords:

9/11 memorial actually just a high tech bird prison powered by fast food

Standing corrected.

(via grimelords)

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Just light. Massless, infinite, and literally awesome, striking you dumb. One of the only un-corny monuments. The best monument.

Just light. Massless, infinite, and literally awesome, striking you dumb. One of the only un-corny monuments. The best monument.

Sep
11th
Thu
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Macho Man’s delivery is impeccable. 

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Our new house is a blue house, inhabited by very even-tempered ghosts.

Our new house is a blue house, inhabited by very even-tempered ghosts.

Sep
10th
Wed
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That’s great, Mint, but what’s it cost?

That’s great, Mint, but what’s it cost?

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Completely everybody’s Clock app.

Completely everybody’s Clock app.

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That new math.

That new math.

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Your wife, who you love, is cheating on you.

Your wife, who you love, is cheating on you.

Sep
7th
Sun
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Soaps we’ve never seen.

Soaps we’ve never seen.

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Um, if you say so.

Um, if you say so.

Sep
5th
Fri
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Only eating semicircles and derivatives thereof.

Only eating semicircles and derivatives thereof.

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Not a very full train, gave up my seat so a family could sit together, relocated next to this guy, who began fitfully gyrating and giving me the stink eye for daring to sit next to him. “Oh, paaaaardon, am I taking up too much of your space?” I sniffed at him, my breath hot with wine. I am a reticent Californian in my bones, but for a moment my nerves were New Yorky. Feels novel. Maybe good? Sort of not. It’s so much effort to care, and usually not very worthwhile. So: whatever.

Not a very full train, gave up my seat so a family could sit together, relocated next to this guy, who began fitfully gyrating and giving me the stink eye for daring to sit next to him. “Oh, paaaaardon, am I taking up too much of your space?” I sniffed at him, my breath hot with wine. I am a reticent Californian in my bones, but for a moment my nerves were New Yorky. Feels novel. Maybe good? Sort of not. It’s so much effort to care, and usually not very worthwhile. So: whatever.