Sexpigeon

Aug
15th
Fri
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"With infinite patience" is a pretty sturdy way to ride a subway.

"With infinite patience" is a pretty sturdy way to ride a subway.

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whenislunch:

staff:

Buon Ferragosto, Tumblr.

Happy watermelon life, everyone. 
Special thanks to sexpigeon for designing this very important graphic.

Did some important work today. 

whenislunch:

staff:

Buon Ferragosto, Tumblr.

Happy watermelon life, everyone. 

Special thanks to sexpigeon for designing this very important graphic.

Did some important work today. 

Aug
14th
Thu
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You meditate to hard rock piano.

You meditate to hard rock piano.

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Sentenced.

Sentenced.

Aug
12th
Tue
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blameaspartame:

remember this onion article

This was among The Onion’s more egregious misfires. His parents had died a couple of weeks before, due to the cause stated. Weird Al posted this about it. 

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View from my sick bed. Birthday is passed, now, so I don’t have to be well anymore.

View from my sick bed. Birthday is passed, now, so I don’t have to be well anymore.

Aug
11th
Mon
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"It says ‘boob’ in calculator," explained nicole and bryanasortino about this birthday pie they made me.

"It says ‘boob’ in calculator," explained nicole and bryanasortino about this birthday pie they made me.

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Law’ffice.

Law’ffice.

Aug
10th
Sun
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A legal gray area.

Aug
8th
Fri
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One thing I still haven’t gotten used to about New York are these giant poles you see people carrying around.

One thing I still haven’t gotten used to about New York are these giant poles you see people carrying around.

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Squished into the train next to this junkie, and it had been so long since I’d been in the vicinity of a real live junkie. A New York summer and he’s wearing army fatigues, and those fatigues are covered with silly doodles. This syringe is great, but better was one higher up on his sleeve: big, bubbly, girlish letters spelling DOOM, but instead of the D there was the skull of Adolf Hitler (recognizable due to hair and mustache). The junkie’s neck was bleeding from scratching himself so hard, and in between his nose and mouth, in his philtrum, sweat was pooling into a big dewy orb. It had been so long since I’d seen a junkie. Forgot how intriguingly lousy they make the whole drug thing look.

Squished into the train next to this junkie, and it had been so long since I’d been in the vicinity of a real live junkie. A New York summer and he’s wearing army fatigues, and those fatigues are covered with silly doodles. This syringe is great, but better was one higher up on his sleeve: big, bubbly, girlish letters spelling DOOM, but instead of the D there was the skull of Adolf Hitler (recognizable due to hair and mustache). The junkie’s neck was bleeding from scratching himself so hard, and in between his nose and mouth, in his philtrum, sweat was pooling into a big dewy orb. It had been so long since I’d seen a junkie. Forgot how intriguingly lousy they make the whole drug thing look.

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Let’s just say his headphones match his train line.

Let’s just say his headphones match his train line.

Aug
7th
Thu
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fcdaynel:

ivanasksyou:

staff:

What does hitting shift + ? in your dashboard do?
Find out by hitting shift + ? in your dashboard.

and what are people with non-American keyboard supposed to do?

Lay down in a ditch and cry like the filthy commie terrorists they all are.

fcdaynel:

ivanasksyou:

staff:

What does hitting shift + ? in your dashboard do?

Find out by hitting shift + ? in your dashboard.

and what are people with non-American keyboard supposed to do?

Lay down in a ditch and cry like the filthy commie terrorists they all are.

Aug
6th
Wed
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Steckly Speaking

  • tagsavage: There's a baseball bat over in the corner that says "Ken's 'Speak Softly' Stick."
  • tagsavage: But I always think it says "Kevin 'Speak Softly' Steck."
  • steck: haha
  • steck: that's me
  • tagsavage: Softly' speakin'
  • tagsavage: The soft speaks of Steck
  • kirk: Steckly speaking
  • tagsavage: I'd listen to that NPR show.
  • Pyotr: What's the format?
  • tagsavage: Interviews.
  • tagsavage: With a little discursive bit at the end.
  • Pyotr: One per?
  • tagsavage: Two per
  • Pyotr: 30 or 60?
  • tagsavage: 60
  • Pyotr: Wow
  • tagsavage: Sometimes it's one per if it's someone really important.
  • Pyotr: Are the guests more Charlie Rose or more Terry Gross or more Barbara Walters?
  • Pyotr: Pick two.
  • tagsavage: Terry Gross.
  • tagsavage: It's not super different than Fresh Air.
  • Pyotr: So like Jay-Z for an hour and then the following week is an author a journalist
  • tagsavage: Yeah.
  • tagsavage: Some guy that catalogues birds and a lady stockbroker
  • Pyotr: And then Lady Bird
  • kirk: an interview show with the deceased would be easy to listen to
  • tagsavage: The first radio interview with the bones of Lady Bird Johnson.
  • tagsavage: Kirk, are you picturing one person asking a series of questions, or just one question and then waiting for the answer?
  • Pyotr: I was thinking one question, and then an hour of silence, sometimes you hear a glass being set down on a coaster.
  • Pyotr: "Why are you dead?"
  • tagsavage: "My guest today is Lady Bird Johnson, colorful and beloved wife of president Lyndon Baines Johnson. So, Lady Bird, can you tell me, why are you dead?"
  • Pyotr: "This has been Steckly Speaking. I want to thank my guest and this show's producer, Kirk Nathanson along with our intern Tag Savage."
  • tagsavage: (did any organizations support it?)
  • Pyotr: It is 100% funded by Kirk
  • Pyotr: His accountant has advised against this
  • kirk: The truth shouldn't be buried
  • tagsavage: Great tagline.
  • Pyotr: Sounds a little paranoid
  • tagsavage: It's a show that interviews dead people!
  • Pyotr: In this case, is Lady Bird Johnson the truth?
  • kirk: She took her truth to the grave but has agreed to do one last interview
  • Pyotr: I'd like to do this show
  • tagsavage: As a guest?
  • Pyotr: Not any time soon, but yes
Aug
5th
Tue
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I’M JUST TRYING TO TELL A LOVE STORY

sexpigeon, on his approach to copywriting (via cootiebanini)

A sap at heart.