Sexpigeon

Jul
19th
Sat
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Finally a town that understands refreshment.

Finally a town that understands refreshment.

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Hold up…is she a Prussian?

Hold up…is she a Prussian?

Jul
18th
Fri
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Two percent, baby! That’s my milk.

Two percent, baby! That’s my milk.

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It is the very slight trespass of his buttock onto the adjacent seat that makes him the very best at what he does.

It is the very slight trespass of his buttock onto the adjacent seat that makes him the very best at what he does.

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my favourite joke

  • knock knock
  • who's there?
  • to
  • to who?
  • to whom
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The dog park is hard. Chit-chat in the morning is always hard, and sensibly should be avoided, but the social mores of the dog park make such avoidance impossible, or at least ill-advised. So you stand there and burrow your way through the tiredest conversations, every chuckle actually a sigh.

The dog park is hard. Chit-chat in the morning is always hard, and sensibly should be avoided, but the social mores of the dog park make such avoidance impossible, or at least ill-advised. So you stand there and burrow your way through the tiredest conversations, every chuckle actually a sigh.

Jul
17th
Thu
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iwatobixsamezuka:

It was late at night and I needed to prove to myself I wasn’t imagining this.

The dream is alive.

iwatobixsamezuka:

It was late at night and I needed to prove to myself I wasn’t imagining this.

The dream is alive.

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Why do they sell cigarettes in prescription bottles when they clearly don’t fit?

Why do they sell cigarettes in prescription bottles when they clearly don’t fit?

Jul
16th
Wed
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Motherfucker’s got no hole in his hat.

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You are part of our community. You are an adult now, a real one, with a house and a spouse and a pet. With things you are intended to remain beside until death. You have a man who will deliver you things. You can watch him do this, and you can rate his work. This man is your Postmate. He bears a name. It is Evan.

You are part of our community. You are an adult now, a real one, with a house and a spouse and a pet. With things you are intended to remain beside until death. You have a man who will deliver you things. You can watch him do this, and you can rate his work. This man is your Postmate. He bears a name. It is Evan.

Jul
15th
Tue
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lonewolf1026:

staff:

Tumblr Tuesday: Googly EyesThe Dust Bowl era of the 1930s was brought to an end with the introduction of one simple tool: the googly eye. Today we celebrate.
Googly Eye BooksYou might find no greater comfort than reclining in your chaise longue, glass of pinot in hand, indulging in Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostgooglyeyevsky. 
Project GooglyThere’s lowercase-a “art” and there’s uppercase-A “Art” and then there’s all-capitals “ART” and then there’s Project Googly.
Metal Albums with Googly EyesCounterintuitive to the metal aesthetic, but wookit wittle Lars Ulrich. Wook it him.  
Googly Eyed SurpriseA mint-condition issue of the acclaimed comic Mars Attacks the Holidays is now ruined by googly eyes. Is nothing sacred?
Googly Eyes on My StuffImagine a world of sentient onion rings. How they screamed in the deep fryer, how they shrieked as your first bite crunched into their crisped skin.
Photo via googlyeyesonmystuff

Umm no the World War brought the end of the Depression, sorry

lonewolf1026:

staff:

Tumblr Tuesday: Googly Eyes
The Dust Bowl era of the 1930s was brought to an end with the introduction of one simple tool: the googly eye. Today we celebrate.

Googly Eye Books
You might find no greater comfort than reclining in your chaise longue, glass of pinot in hand, indulging in Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostgooglyeyevsky

Project Googly
There’s lowercase-a “art” and there’s uppercase-A “Art” and then there’s all-capitals “ART” and then there’s Project Googly.

Metal Albums with Googly Eyes
Counterintuitive to the metal aesthetic, but wookit wittle Lars Ulrich. Wook it him.  

Googly Eyed Surprise
A mint-condition issue of the acclaimed comic Mars Attacks the Holidays is now ruined by googly eyes. Is nothing sacred?

Googly Eyes on My Stuff
Imagine a world of sentient onion rings. How they screamed in the deep fryer, how they shrieked as your first bite crunched into their crisped skin.

Photo via googlyeyesonmystuff

Umm no the World War brought the end of the Depression, sorry

Jul
14th
Mon
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One time at a CVS when they told your co-pay had doubled to $10 from $5. Another time during a protracted debate about the legacy of Robert Moses. Those were the two times you removed your glasses from your face and angrily snapped them in half. Each instance, utterly satisfying, a victory.

One time at a CVS when they told your co-pay had doubled to $10 from $5. Another time during a protracted debate about the legacy of Robert Moses. Those were the two times you removed your glasses from your face and angrily snapped them in half. Each instance, utterly satisfying, a victory.