Sexpigeon

Aug
28th
Thu
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Across the car, they witness a birth.

Across the car, they witness a birth.

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baldingmen:

Eric Allen Kramer, Bob Duncan
baldingmen.tumblr.com

What a strange night on my dash. Inbetween ourselves and Jeff Stryker lived this man, Eric Allen Kramer, perhaps best known at the time for playing Little John in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. A nice guy, but I have no distinct memories of him. He was a long haired muscleman, blond, and I believe he was playing a hairdresser in a sitcom at the time.

baldingmen:

Eric Allen Kramer, Bob Duncan

baldingmen.tumblr.com

What a strange night on my dash. Inbetween ourselves and Jeff Stryker lived this man, Eric Allen Kramer, perhaps best known at the time for playing Little John in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. A nice guy, but I have no distinct memories of him. He was a long haired muscleman, blond, and I believe he was playing a hairdresser in a sitcom at the time.

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oldtimereligion:

Wrong Stryker, tumblr.

I lived next door—or, well, two doors down—from Jeff Stryker back when I was a teenager in Studio City. Here are two notable things I remember about Jeff Stryker:

He drove a limousine. Late ’80s, boxy thing. He didn’t have a driver. He drove a limousine.
My stereo’s CD changer (five disc, carousel) gave out, and somehow word of this got around the apartment building. He showed up at my door with a boombox. Hefty, he held it in both hands, nice smile. He was shirtless and his enormous pecs hovered out over the thing. I thanked him for the boombox, we briefly shared a lament over broken things, and then he was on his way.

oldtimereligion:

Wrong Stryker, tumblr.

I lived next door—or, well, two doors down—from Jeff Stryker back when I was a teenager in Studio City. Here are two notable things I remember about Jeff Stryker:

  1. He drove a limousine. Late ’80s, boxy thing. He didn’t have a driver. He drove a limousine.

  2. My stereo’s CD changer (five disc, carousel) gave out, and somehow word of this got around the apartment building. He showed up at my door with a boombox. Hefty, he held it in both hands, nice smile. He was shirtless and his enormous pecs hovered out over the thing. I thanked him for the boombox, we briefly shared a lament over broken things, and then he was on his way.

Aug
27th
Wed
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Listen for the honk.

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The customs around proposing to a jug of milk are, as yet, unclear.

The customs around proposing to a jug of milk are, as yet, unclear.

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forever-disappointing:

I love the difference in the style of language

Needed to chill for a bit.

forever-disappointing:

I love the difference in the style of language

Needed to chill for a bit.

Aug
26th
Tue
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You’re the biggest gap.

You’re the biggest gap.

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Aug
25th
Mon
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Wait,

Meshach Taylor died?

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Favorite bits of the Hunger Games movies are the bits in The Capitol.

Favorite bits of the Hunger Games movies are the bits in The Capitol.

Aug
24th
Sun
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Second best sign I saw on this short trip. Winner in the fuckability category, though.

Second best sign I saw on this short trip. Winner in the fuckability category, though.

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In New York you walk into a bathroom and you’re like, “If this was any smaller I’d be peeing into my own pants.”

In LA you walk into a bathroom and you’re like, “I’ll take it!” And you hand over first, last, and a security deposit. So spacious are they, they are like apartments unto themselves. That is the thing I am trying to convey.

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Real question: Has anyone ever successfully dined and dashed in an airport? Normally it’s a dismaying practice, but could potentially be baller if fleeing into the sky.

Real question: Has anyone ever successfully dined and dashed in an airport? Normally it’s a dismaying practice, but could potentially be baller if fleeing into the sky.

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A bourbon-and-IPA type, which is one of those points where “man of taste” intersects with “heavy drinker.” An understandable position.

A bourbon-and-IPA type, which is one of those points where “man of taste” intersects with “heavy drinker.” An understandable position.

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Had some time so I redesigned JetBlue’s check-in email. Thoughts? Feedback?

Had some time so I redesigned JetBlue’s check-in email. Thoughts? Feedback?