Sexpigeon

Jul
8th
Tue
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Two pinknoise waveforms crisscross your bod.

Two pinknoise waveforms crisscross your bod.

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staff:

Tumblr Tuesday: Monkeys!
Fauna ChimpsThe Fauna Foundation is Canada’s only chimpanzee sanctuary and it serves vegan sweet potato poutine to its heartbreakingly sensitive guests. We held and petted a Capuchin monkey this weekend. It reached out its tiny hand and wrapped it around one of our fingers. 
An Unnatural HistoryPossibly the world’s only collection of vintage monkey and ape photographs, some of which are of Capuchin monkeys, the kind that we held and petted this weekend. We cried three times afterward, moved by the experience itself and dizzy over the fact that our life had led to this. An Unnatural History is definitely Tumblr’s best source for monkeys hanging out with dogs.
Monkeys in Art HistoryCould this diverse selection of monkey-centric art actually be the work of a single, spectacularly talented primate? We hadn’t considered the possibility until we saw our own reflection in the eyes of a Capuchin monkey this weekend. An ageless wisdom was writ into its expression, and in that moment our two species felt closer than we had ever thought possible. 
PrimatographyPhotos by a primatologist, which is something you’ll wish you majored in after holding and petting a Capuchin monkey. We majored in Classics and assumed we would live a solitary life of the mind. Children were never a part of this picture…but to hold this fragile life in our hands, we were suddenly filled with a love too big for one heart to contain. Primatography includes special bonus shots of sloths and other mammals. 
Respectez ce SingeotA whole lot of beautiful monkeys and a little bit of the elusive Werner Herzog. Even now, thinking about that Capuchin monkey has our eyes once again filling with tears. 
Photo via Fauna Chimps

staff:

Tumblr Tuesday: Monkeys!

Fauna Chimps
The Fauna Foundation is Canada’s only chimpanzee sanctuary and it serves vegan sweet potato poutine to its heartbreakingly sensitive guests. We held and petted a Capuchin monkey this weekend. It reached out its tiny hand and wrapped it around one of our fingers. 

An Unnatural History
Possibly the world’s only collection of vintage monkey and ape photographs, some of which are of Capuchin monkeys, the kind that we held and petted this weekend. We cried three times afterward, moved by the experience itself and dizzy over the fact that our life had led to this. An Unnatural History is definitely Tumblr’s best source for monkeys hanging out with dogs.

Monkeys in Art History
Could this diverse selection of monkey-centric art actually be the work of a single, spectacularly talented primate? We hadn’t considered the possibility until we saw our own reflection in the eyes of a Capuchin monkey this weekend. An ageless wisdom was writ into its expression, and in that moment our two species felt closer than we had ever thought possible. 

Primatography
Photos by a primatologist, which is something you’ll wish you majored in after holding and petting a Capuchin monkey. We majored in Classics and assumed we would live a solitary life of the mind. Children were never a part of this picture…but to hold this fragile life in our hands, we were suddenly filled with a love too big for one heart to contain. Primatography includes special bonus shots of sloths and other mammals. 

Respectez ce Singeot
A whole lot of beautiful monkeys and a little bit of the elusive Werner Herzog. Even now, thinking about that Capuchin monkey has our eyes once again filling with tears. 

Photo via Fauna Chimps

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An immovable man at rush hour.

Jul
7th
Mon
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An exotic animal you have seen in the encyclopedia and cannot remember the name of. It eats trees or lives in trees or something with trees, anyway. It is not wise and does not produce many offspring.

An exotic animal you have seen in the encyclopedia and cannot remember the name of. It eats trees or lives in trees or something with trees, anyway. It is not wise and does not produce many offspring.

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emmaellingtonox:

What is the pony of this

I have neigh idea what the pony of this is.

emmaellingtonox:

What is the pony of this

I have neigh idea what the pony of this is.

(Source: staff)

Jul
6th
Sun
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Buried a giant below the sand. Taking his temperature, seeing if he is done.

Buried a giant below the sand. Taking his temperature, seeing if he is done.

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You, a Californian, grow up with an understanding that California is the most beautiful place in the world, a blessed place. Whatever the attributes of anywhere else, they ultimately falter in comparison. No blue was ever so satisfyingly white as a California blue, no trees anywhere else feature such a grayish-purple green. 

And it’s true enough, and true-enough keeps you in a place for an awfully long while, and I do miss the Sonoma coast and the endless boulevards of LA and the very, very pink color that the white buildings turn at sunset. But even dingy Jamaica Bay is pretty in a sunset, and it turns out many not-Californias are pretty for all sorts of reasons. 

The Earth is a generally attractive area that offers something for every taste.

You, a Californian, grow up with an understanding that California is the most beautiful place in the world, a blessed place. Whatever the attributes of anywhere else, they ultimately falter in comparison. No blue was ever so satisfyingly white as a California blue, no trees anywhere else feature such a grayish-purple green.

And it’s true enough, and true-enough keeps you in a place for an awfully long while, and I do miss the Sonoma coast and the endless boulevards of LA and the very, very pink color that the white buildings turn at sunset. But even dingy Jamaica Bay is pretty in a sunset, and it turns out many not-Californias are pretty for all sorts of reasons.

The Earth is a generally attractive area that offers something for every taste.

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Buffly he scoped.

Buffly he scoped.

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This gored mermaid.

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The Amerikick Dream.

The Amerikick Dream.

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Talky, expressive, sincere. Lovely verbs (met with, are). A graveyard favorite.

Talky, expressive, sincere. Lovely verbs (met with, are). A graveyard favorite.

Jul
5th
Sat
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You could’ve been someone.

You could’ve been someone.

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my-blogs-probably-lame-anyway:

thank u staff for this very important gif

n. prob

my-blogs-probably-lame-anyway:

thank u staff for this very important gif

n. prob

(Source: staff)

Jul
4th
Fri
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euo:

Fake Fingers

Which fingers are the fakes?

euo:

Fake Fingers

Which fingers are the fakes?

(via vuls)

Jul
2nd
Wed
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capslockapocalypse:

what that literally makes no sense
why is there a ufo
why is it wishing me luck
why is it irish
why is it wishing me irish luck what is going on

capslockapocalypse:

what that literally makes no sense

why is there a ufo

why is it wishing me luck

why is it irish

why is it wishing me irish luck what is going on