Sexpigeon

Apr
2nd
Wed
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This amber garbage that knocks you into operable shape, shooting some, going into work.

This amber garbage that knocks you into operable shape, shooting some, going into work.

Apr
1st
Tue
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No reason left, calling it quits.

No reason left, calling it quits.

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Curves like those. Would like to pull up to a fast food restaurant’s outdoor tables, pull my shades down, ask for a fry, get mega-laid, drive back to my apartment complex, find my carport stall, finish listening to this Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album.

Curves like those. Would like to pull up to a fast food restaurant’s outdoor tables, pull my shades down, ask for a fry, get mega-laid, drive back to my apartment complex, find my carport stall, finish listening to this Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album.

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The confrontational bosom of Amy Schumer, hoisted into globes, brandished.

The confrontational bosom of Amy Schumer, hoisted into globes, brandished.

Mar
31st
Mon
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Loving a long-toggled man.

Loving a long-toggled man.

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Another long day of copying and illuminating down at the scriptorium.

Another long day of copying and illuminating down at the scriptorium.

Mar
30th
Sun
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About a quarter inch and holding, but at what thickness does paint stop working?

About a quarter inch and holding, but at what thickness does paint stop working?

Mar
29th
Sat
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Finally tried a ramen burger

What a piece of shit!

Mar
28th
Fri
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Four years at least this subway sign has been advertising itself.

Mar
27th
Thu
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The first cautious steps onto land; a new beast’s evolutionary dawn.

The first cautious steps onto land; a new beast’s evolutionary dawn.

Mar
26th
Wed
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Meat enters your nose, meat takes you back to your first memories of meat. You were three years old and you were chewing on an old steak of your father’s. Your father. You never knew him, but he left a closet full of steaks. You were happy. Mother hid well her pain.

Meat enters your nose, meat takes you back to your first memories of meat. You were three years old and you were chewing on an old steak of your father’s. Your father. You never knew him, but he left a closet full of steaks. You were happy. Mother hid well her pain.

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This is the most raw and toughest-as-nails relationship you’ve ever been in. You let it all hang out, now. You’ve never felt so alive, you’ve felt closer to death.

This is the most raw and toughest-as-nails relationship you’ve ever been in. You let it all hang out, now. You’ve never felt so alive, you’ve felt closer to death.

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Penetrations unlikely to succeed.

Penetrations unlikely to succeed.

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Are you a “creative” or a “creator”? Better figure it out, interview is right around the corner and H&R Block doesn’t hire just anyone.

Are you a “creative” or a “creator”? Better figure it out, interview is right around the corner and H&R Block doesn’t hire just anyone.

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Eyyyyy.