Sexpigeon

Jul
31st
Thu
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1. Great subject line. 

2. Every other summer, you have had to apologize for being fat.

1. Great subject line.

2. Every other summer, you have had to apologize for being fat.

Jul
30th
Wed
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sexpigeon:This is my style for a while.
Ha. For, like, a week. You dip. 

sexpigeon:

This is my style for a while.

Ha. For, like, a week. You dip. 

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sexpigeon:Doing alright
Good lord. Five years ago almost to the day. Look far healthier these days, am generally not hungover, thank god, but also am lacking that devil’s vigor that propels a younger man. 
I’m looking, specifically, for this picture of Rio Vista that I took. It’s of a subdivision that they were building during the 2008 real estate collapse, that they never finished. Sidewalks, streetlamps, plots, but no houses. I’ll find it yet. 

sexpigeon:

Doing alright

Good lord. Five years ago almost to the day. Look far healthier these days, am generally not hungover, thank god, but also am lacking that devil’s vigor that propels a younger man. 

I’m looking, specifically, for this picture of Rio Vista that I took. It’s of a subdivision that they were building during the 2008 real estate collapse, that they never finished. Sidewalks, streetlamps, plots, but no houses. I’ll find it yet. 

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sexpigeon:Look at this joker. A joker and a pig.
Once you were a rodent-mouthed shitbag with a cocky slop of hair. 2008. 
Sorry, looking for a particular picture. Happening upon other things. 

sexpigeon:

Look at this joker. A joker and a pig.

Once you were a rodent-mouthed shitbag with a cocky slop of hair. 2008. 

Sorry, looking for a particular picture. Happening upon other things. 

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Huh. 2009, you say. 

(via sexpigeon)

Huh. 2009, you say. 

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sexpigeon:Other Sauces, Other Stews
A joke I made five years ago, for no one, for no one. 

sexpigeon:

Other Sauces, Other Stews

A joke I made five years ago, for no one, for no one. 

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Jul
29th
Tue
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Classic comic duo, big balloony guy and a little jerky guy, coming up with business schemes, executing them, getting briefly rich before losing it all. Spiraling into depression and alcoholism, finding themselves burning bridges just to get out of debts, coming up with increasingly less clever ways to hide their drug use. Ha ha.

Classic comic duo, big balloony guy and a little jerky guy, coming up with business schemes, executing them, getting briefly rich before losing it all. Spiraling into depression and alcoholism, finding themselves burning bridges just to get out of debts, coming up with increasingly less clever ways to hide their drug use. Ha ha.

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Yeah, I go to Payless and I’m more like, “It’s more like, ‘PAY.’” And it’s like, is this even a shoe source? Because I’m more like, “It’s like, just, a SOURCE.” I can’t even afford socks.

Yeah, I go to Payless and I’m more like, “It’s more like, ‘PAY.’” And it’s like, is this even a shoe source? Because I’m more like, “It’s like, just, a SOURCE.” I can’t even afford socks.

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'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and remember to like, comment and subscribe if you’d like to see more works like these!’
— (via shadesdaruma)

(Source: poison-liker, via bonerfart)

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itll-only-hurt-a-lot:

staff:

courtesy of mtv Fandom Awards

So, essentially, you can major in Tumblr now? IN college?

what the fuck

Essentially, yes.

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poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

(via bonerfart)

Jul
28th
Mon
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Three out of four men can’t believe it’s come to this.

Three out of four men can’t believe it’s come to this.

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Really like how he looks with a ball in his possession. A cherishable thing.

Really like how he looks with a ball in his possession. A cherishable thing.

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You’re goofin’ up my marketing emails, Mat.

You’re goofin’ up my marketing emails, Mat.