Sexpigeon

Aug
17th
Sun
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Oh no.

Oh no.

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(Source: juliewinters)

Aug
16th
Sat
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Hat guys: Is this actually a way to wear a hat? I am feeling the same guilt as when, say, in the vicinity of an exposed butt crack.

Hat guys: Is this actually a way to wear a hat? I am feeling the same guilt as when, say, in the vicinity of an exposed butt crack.

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This assimilated genie.

This assimilated genie.

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rocketmaaaaaaan:

staff:

Buon Ferragosto, Tumblr.

Man, that guy on the right is really cut.

Bravo.

rocketmaaaaaaan:

staff:

Buon Ferragosto, Tumblr.

Man, that guy on the right is really cut.

Bravo.

Aug
15th
Fri
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"With infinite patience" is a pretty sturdy way to ride a subway.

"With infinite patience" is a pretty sturdy way to ride a subway.

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whenislunch:

staff:

Buon Ferragosto, Tumblr.

Happy watermelon life, everyone. 
Special thanks to sexpigeon for designing this very important graphic.

Did some important work today. 

whenislunch:

staff:

Buon Ferragosto, Tumblr.

Happy watermelon life, everyone. 

Special thanks to sexpigeon for designing this very important graphic.

Did some important work today. 

Aug
14th
Thu
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You meditate to hard rock piano.

You meditate to hard rock piano.

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Sentenced.

Sentenced.

Aug
12th
Tue
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blameaspartame:

remember this onion article

This was among The Onion’s more egregious misfires. His parents had died a couple of weeks before, due to the cause stated. Weird Al posted this about it. 

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View from my sick bed. Birthday is passed, now, so I don’t have to be well anymore.

View from my sick bed. Birthday is passed, now, so I don’t have to be well anymore.

Aug
11th
Mon
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"It says ‘boob’ in calculator," explained nicole and bryanasortino about this birthday pie they made me.

"It says ‘boob’ in calculator," explained nicole and bryanasortino about this birthday pie they made me.

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Law’ffice.

Law’ffice.

Aug
10th
Sun
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A legal gray area.

Aug
8th
Fri
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One thing I still haven’t gotten used to about New York are these giant poles you see people carrying around.

One thing I still haven’t gotten used to about New York are these giant poles you see people carrying around.