Sexpigeon

Jul
2nd
Wed
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Thought it should go faster but they did not listen. 

Thought it should go faster but they did not listen. 

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Zero memory of taking this photo. With no further evidence, you must conclude that you became blackout-drunk and robbed a bank. And got away with it, congrats.

Zero memory of taking this photo. With no further evidence, you must conclude that you became blackout-drunk and robbed a bank. And got away with it, congrats.

Jul
1st
Tue
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Tuesday.

Tuesday.

Jun
29th
Sun
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You catch that slick skyshow yesternuts?

You catch that slick skyshow yesternuts?

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Freedom from natural light.

Freedom from natural light.

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A lament.

A lament.

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Restoration Hardware shipped twelve pounds of trash to every household in Brownstone Brooklyn.

Jun
28th
Sat
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adiostoreadumb:

theanti90smovement:

Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow

Ah yes my favorite colors

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Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.

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Sheepshead Bay toughs elicited a Teutonic frustration from this guy. He was angered by a display of gutted sharks, they called him a pussy, told him to go back home, told him to go eat vegetables, told him to go hug a tree, kicked his bike, threw water on him, threw pantomime punches at him and said, see, they could lay you out, faggot, go the fuck back home. His anger about the sharks did not dissipate, but his fear grew, and he moved on. There were cops around, sure, but they weren’t too concerned. They strolled through the crowd waiting too see if it would come to blows. The remainder of us stood around taking pictures and wincing. Some were grinning because they knew this would make for decent internet. There were no heroes in this situation

Sheepshead Bay toughs elicited a Teutonic frustration from this guy. He was angered by a display of gutted sharks, they called him a pussy, told him to go back home, told him to go eat vegetables, told him to go hug a tree, kicked his bike, threw water on him, threw pantomime punches at him and said, see, they could lay you out, faggot, go the fuck back home. His anger about the sharks did not dissipate, but his fear grew, and he moved on. There were cops around, sure, but they weren’t too concerned. They strolled through the crowd waiting too see if it would come to blows. The remainder of us stood around taking pictures and wincing. Some were grinning because they knew this would make for decent internet. There were no heroes in this situation

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Jun
27th
Fri
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No boundaries. No entries. Finally, someone gets it.

No boundaries. No entries. Finally, someone gets it.

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We have a lot of great artwork around the office. These are a few of my faves.

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bryanasortino:

sexpigeon on vacation

My lil coconut, my lil belly.

bryanasortino:

sexpigeon on vacation

My lil coconut, my lil belly.

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Jun
26th
Thu
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Disinheriting my boss, just to be safe.

Disinheriting my boss, just to be safe.