Sexpigeon

Aug
23rd
Sat
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Forgot about buildings that kink and bend and don’t feel an especial pressure to fill the square footage of their lots. I generally prefer the canyon walls of a proper city, but spending some time among these plopped-out-of-the-sky sculptures feels very mythical and good.

Forgot about buildings that kink and bend and don’t feel an especial pressure to fill the square footage of their lots. I generally prefer the canyon walls of a proper city, but spending some time among these plopped-out-of-the-sky sculptures feels very mythical and good.

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Right there is where I got my first parking ticket. Was sitting outside of my car, my hand in a girl’s hair. Wanted badly for her to be my girlfriend and was readying some kind of move. Barely started kissing and bloop bloop, Officer Edmonton of the county parks department pulled up, accused us of being on drugs, cited me for blocking…something. Was unclear. She took this as a sign that our love was not meant to be. But soon enough we did properly date and we lasted a couple of years. Then we hurt each other as restless people do, and we didn’t speak for lots of years. 

Last year, her husband painted a portrait of the dog my wife and I own. I really like this painting. It hangs prominently in our living room. There are very nice things about growing up, and hushed forgivenesses are one of them.

Right there is where I got my first parking ticket. Was sitting outside of my car, my hand in a girl’s hair. Wanted badly for her to be my girlfriend and was readying some kind of move. Barely started kissing and bloop bloop, Officer Edmonton of the county parks department pulled up, accused us of being on drugs, cited me for blocking…something. Was unclear. She took this as a sign that our love was not meant to be. But soon enough we did properly date and we lasted a couple of years. Then we hurt each other as restless people do, and we didn’t speak for lots of years.

Last year, her husband painted a portrait of the dog my wife and I own. I really like this painting. It hangs prominently in our living room. There are very nice things about growing up, and hushed forgivenesses are one of them.

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Entirely forgot about this color of building. Like crystalline dirt. So confusing and rad.

Entirely forgot about this color of building. Like crystalline dirt. So confusing and rad.

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Go man go, but not like a yo-yo.

Go man go, but not like a yo-yo.

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Gleam in its eye, bright as a rose.

Gleam in its eye, bright as a rose.

Aug
21st
Thu
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When you’re a ghost you can wear words on your face, no problem.

When you’re a ghost you can wear words on your face, no problem.

Aug
20th
Wed
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Why sleep? There are so many opportune stresses to feel in the dead of night.

Why sleep? There are so many opportune stresses to feel in the dead of night.

Aug
19th
Tue
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You’re a celebrity, and they’re going to steal your celebrity phone and use it to call your celebrity friends. “Come meet us at Club Celeb down in the Film District,” your friends will say, unaware that they are talking to your assailant rather than yourself. An unfolding disaster.

You’re a celebrity, and they’re going to steal your celebrity phone and use it to call your celebrity friends. “Come meet us at Club Celeb down in the Film District,” your friends will say, unaware that they are talking to your assailant rather than yourself. An unfolding disaster.

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A tangerine. A prisoner. Whichever, a welcome blaze of color on a drab and smudgy platform.

A tangerine. A prisoner. Whichever, a welcome blaze of color on a drab and smudgy platform.

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You bought a dog, or rather, one timeline of you bought a dog.

You bought a dog, or rather, one timeline of you bought a dog.

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You’re a child of the swimsuit age. You can’t be blamed.

You’re a child of the swimsuit age. You can’t be blamed.

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supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Aug
18th
Mon
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Boiling over with rage about this extremely questionable maneuver.

Boiling over with rage about this extremely questionable maneuver.

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Aug
17th
Sun
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The anchor, or whatever it’s called. Most underrated bit of a suspension bridge. Just a massive and immovable object.

The anchor, or whatever it’s called. Most underrated bit of a suspension bridge. Just a massive and immovable object.