Sexpigeon

Mar
25th
Tue
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No such thing as duct tape. Just handles you haven’t met yet.

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superamit:

petervidani:

For your convenience, a reading of today’s Staff Blog post.

The smile of a loved one. Your childhood blanket. A handsome bodyguard to take you in his arms. “Security” can mean a lot of things in this crazy life, but nothing says “security” like Tumblr’s two-factor authentication. It’s available as an option in your Settings page as of right now.

You know how you need two keys to launch a nuclear missile? Two-factor authentication works like that. One key is your password, the other key is your cellular phone, and you need both to access your Tumblr Dashboard.

Keep your Dashboard safe and secure, like you do with your nuclear missile. Learn more about two-factor authentication today.

BEST BLOG POST EVER WRITTEN (AND SPOKEN) ABOUT TWO-FACTOR AUTH. HIGH-FIVE TO THE AUTHOR, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

It was a high bar to clear.

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Mar
24th
Mon
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I will pay your price if you include the fancy lad.

I will pay your price if you include the fancy lad.

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I forgot to show you this dropped Subaru Forester. I forgot to show you this reasonably-sized couch.

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petervidani:

For your convenience, a reading of today’s Staff Blog post.

The smile of a loved one. Your childhood blanket. A handsome bodyguard to take you in his arms. “Security” can mean a lot of things in this crazy life, but nothing says “security” like Tumblr’s two-factor authentication. It’s available as an option in your Settings page as of right now.

You know how you need two keys to launch a nuclear missile? Two-factor authentication works like that. One key is your password, the other key is your cellular phone, and you need both to access your Tumblr Dashboard.

Keep your Dashboard safe and secure, like you do with your nuclear missile. Learn more about two-factor authentication today.

(via keithmcknight)

Mar
23rd
Sun
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"The long s is often confused with the minuscule f."

"The long s is often confused with the minuscule f."

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We’ll take three.

We’ll take three.

Mar
22nd
Sat
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Subcompact American motor cars from the 1970s.

Subcompact American motor cars from the 1970s.

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It’s a good coat, a tribute to them who are very sleepy and who never intended to go out, actually.

It’s a good coat, a tribute to them who are very sleepy and who never intended to go out, actually.

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Dissecting Smashmouth’s brand story, retelling Smashmouth’s brand story, empowering Smashmouth by constructing a brand story around Smashmouth, researching the Smashmouth user and telling the Smashmouth user story.

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I mean, you’re young, there’s no better time for wearing obscene things than when you’re young. There’s no better time for pushing the limits of voluminous hair, the limits of denim. You can’t wait ten years and try it then. It’ll go poorly, that’s for sure. You’ll just be an old guy in a stressful hat. If you try it now you might start a movement, or a thing anyway. Bunches of youngsters looking like you, but you’re better because you’re first, and you’re the one they write about. You might get laid by someone who likes humping cartoons. Hell, I find cartoons stirring, and I’m a married man. 

You’re a laughable lad and you’re doing nothing wrong, you’re doing plenty right. That’s my open-minded, utterly condescending take on this matter.

I mean, you’re young, there’s no better time for wearing obscene things than when you’re young. There’s no better time for pushing the limits of voluminous hair, the limits of denim. You can’t wait ten years and try it then. It’ll go poorly, that’s for sure. You’ll just be an old guy in a stressful hat. If you try it now you might start a movement, or a thing anyway. Bunches of youngsters looking like you, but you’re better because you’re first, and you’re the one they write about. You might get laid by someone who likes humping cartoons. Hell, I find cartoons stirring, and I’m a married man.

You’re a laughable lad and you’re doing nothing wrong, you’re doing plenty right. That’s my open-minded, utterly condescending take on this matter.

Mar
21st
Fri
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A man, foreign, drunk is riding the G train with two Brooklyn men of middle age. Slightly effeminate, wearing Costco leather jackets, gossiping.  

The train pulls into Bergen Street. 

"This is ‘Burger’ Street?" asks the foreign man. 

"Yes," answers one of the others.

"This is ‘Burger’ Street. Would you like fries with that or no fries?"

"Oh, definitely fries."

"Because it is called ‘Burger’ Street." His eyes are pleading. He needs this joke. 

"Actually I’d get a salad."

“‘Burger’ Street.”

"Well, it’s ‘Bergen’ Street…oh! I see, yes."

The train door opens. Exeunt.

A man, foreign, drunk is riding the G train with two Brooklyn men of middle age. Slightly effeminate, wearing Costco leather jackets, gossiping.

The train pulls into Bergen Street.

"This is ‘Burger’ Street?" asks the foreign man.

"Yes," answers one of the others.

"This is ‘Burger’ Street. Would you like fries with that or no fries?"

"Oh, definitely fries."

"Because it is called ‘Burger’ Street." His eyes are pleading. He needs this joke.

"Actually I’d get a salad."

“‘Burger’ Street.”

"Well, it’s ‘Bergen’ Street…oh! I see, yes."

The train door opens. Exeunt.

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Came out of the shower to find a beautiful woman in my bed.

Came out of the shower to find a beautiful woman in my bed.

Mar
20th
Thu
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Became overwhelmingly sad, was hit by a loneliness that came swiftly and cut deep. That gave lie to what I thought was a contented life. Am never eating a banana again.

Became overwhelmingly sad, was hit by a loneliness that came swiftly and cut deep. That gave lie to what I thought was a contented life. Am never eating a banana again.