Swam last night in the midnight ocean, which was sloppy and hot and filled with mean old crabs. They pinch your toe just enough to let you know that they’re crabs and not rocks. I guess that’s not very mean, I guess that’s a pretty understandable approach to staying alive.
When did you last go night swimming? Your shitty body looks extra shitty under moonlight. Your lima bean coloring really comes out. Your hot body looks godly under moonlight, though. You swam here from Norway and killed many things on the way. You rode a dolphin from Svalbard to the Faroes and then you playfully twisted off its head. You are so hot to look at.